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'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A boy acting suspiciously

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Pull and all nighter...

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Bat

Cats out late.

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Finally, I would just like to reassure the American public that ther is NO 'great U.F.O. cover-up...'."

Violence on TV.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"I'm looking for a book on ESP..." "I know..."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'