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'Your night writing book, madam.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Wedding Selfie

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

The Fuse

Nocturne

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Suddenly it occurred to Justin that rose petals might have been more romantic.

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Candlelight

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'I called the electric company and told them not to hurry to restore power.'

"Lost all track fo time with you. 93 unread messages!"

"Oh, it's not a baby book, it's his memoirs."

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Isn't this romantic?'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Trump Campaign Funding

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'You have to admit this would be more romantic if we couldn't see in the dark.'

Unguided imagery

'My composition is 'parental discipline and what we can do about it'.'

"I'm looking for justice."

'We should do this more often, not just when the power goes out!'

"I cut down all the wicks to move along the romance."

'Ooops!'

Congregation

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.