Shadow Detective T-Shirts

Elusive Shadow.

Woman's shadow affecting scales.

'Stop following me!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The EP-21 spy plane.

Newton's Law and Order.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

The shadow in the little parlour

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"Perhaps you slept SLOWER than usual..."

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

'I became an astronaut for the sex, and now you tell me it's forbidden!'

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

"Like they say. . . the shadow knows!"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'How come I haven't got a pair of socks?'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'