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'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

The world after the Coronavirus

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The Lost World: You are Here

Emergency exit into Space

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Plasma Ball

Quick, follow that star

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Romance on the Yacht

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"!

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'