Celestial Gazers Pillows

Celestial reading lamp.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Emergency exit into Space

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Your future looks charming.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Romance on the Yacht

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Quick, follow that star

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth