Celestial Gazer Prints

Solar Eclipse

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Birds Following Witch.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Emergency exit into Space

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'I wish I was creative'

Hot Air Balloon

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'