Phonics Fan Gifts

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

'I'm hooked on phonics.'

'The alphabet in alphabetical order

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Is it that bad?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Science Fair Judgements

Public footpath on a desert island.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Free Radicals.

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"How was the play!"

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Michail Glinka

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."