Hymn Enthusiast Gifts

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'And now the wedding hymn... we'll keep a welcome in the hillside!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

"The new trend in worship services is replacing smoke machines with anti-virus fumigators."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Hildegard von Bingen

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Priest

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

Golden age of music

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Edward Elgar.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Maestro

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Maurice Ravel.

Four Chanting Monks

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov