Hymn Harmony Lover Gifts

'For you information, hymns are meant to be sung, not whistled.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Work/Life Balance

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Orchestra.

Hildegard von Bingen

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Bassoons.

Saxophone Player.

Priest

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

A woman playing a keyboard

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Malcolm Sargent

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'It helps with reception.'

Musicians on a beach

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Musical Pondering.

Four Chanting Monks

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Eurovision Hymn Contest

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Edvard Grieg.

Barber shop quartet

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart