Humorous Harmony Lover Gifts

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

A woman playing a keyboard

"Honk if you love me!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

God passing the time.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

The Assumption of Mary

Angel Swing

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Barber shop quartet

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"She said don't forget the straw."

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."