Hymn Harmony Lover Pillows

'For you information, hymns are meant to be sung, not whistled.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Work/Life Balance

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Orchestra.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Bassoons.

Saxophone Player.

Priest

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Malcolm Sargent

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

A woman playing a keyboard

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Musical Pondering.

Barber shop quartet

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Musicians on a beach

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

Four Chanting Monks

Edvard Grieg.

'It helps with reception.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'