Historical Harmony Lover Pillows

Crumhorn

"What's a patent?"

Priest

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

A woman playing a keyboard

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

StonesHendge.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Barber shop quartet

Eurovision Hymn Contest

I am married

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

The Corus.

Victorian Garden Romance

String Quartet

Lady in Blue Dress

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Another failure to communicate?'

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Stephen Collins Foster

Celesta

Tall major and small page boy

Libra/scales

"What happened to women and children first?"

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."