Historical Harmony Lover Pillows

Crumhorn

"What's a patent?"

Priest

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

A woman playing a keyboard

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

StonesHendge.

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Barber shop quartet

I am married

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

The Corus.

Lady in Blue Dress

Victorian Garden Romance

String Quartet

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

'Another failure to communicate?'

Tall major and small page boy

"What happened to women and children first?"

"The problem is, you never know if they're ripe until you bite into one."

Celesta

Libra/scales

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Stephen Collins Foster

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Yesterday, I caught one this big!