Heavenly Hymn Lover Pillows

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

"But what if this is all there is?"

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Angel Swing

Angel playing music

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Hymns - Optional Extras

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Just before The Big Bang

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Thomas Dorsey.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."