Heavenly Hymn Lover Pillows

"We have another request for stairway to heaven. Any other requests? Anything?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Hildegard von Bingen

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

"But what if this is all there is?"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

God passing the time.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Angel playing music

The Assumption of Mary

Guitars in Heaven

Angel Swing

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'It helps with reception.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Four Chanting Monks

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

We have some good news and we have some very good news!

Just before The Big Bang

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Thomas Dorsey.