Hymn Hunter T-Shirts

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Work/Life Balance

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Hildegard von Bingen

Saxophone Player.

Priest

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

'While I'm here, what are your favourite hymns?'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Musical Pondering.

Four Chanting Monks

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

'It helps with reception.'

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

Church Hymn

"What do you mean, what's my favourite hymn?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Thomas Dorsey.

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

The Troubadour

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Musical arrows.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "