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Musical arrows.

Work/Life Balance

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Saxophone Player.

"Get out of my face!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Musical Web

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Bees v Wasps

Jerry Lordan

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

You know, Lars, you really should ask the waiter for a whine list. If it weren't for the fact that I can see the spelling in your word balloon, that insult would have gone right over my head.

Musical Pondering.

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hallelujah!

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Jean Philippe Rameau

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

Kate Winslet

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"I found grandpa's old cough!"