Harmonic Hunter Mugs

Musical arrows.

Work/Life Balance

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Saxophone Player.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Get out of my face!"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Musical Web

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Jerry Lordan

Bees v Wasps

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hallelujah!

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Jean Philippe Rameau

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

Music shop

Can't carry a tune. Please help.