Groveling Guru T-Shirts

"He's resorted to a legal tactic I hadn't counted on! He's groveling!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

Sculptor's chippings

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"I make money, therefore I am."

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

The Music Lover.

Deregulated Baseball

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Cleaning the Horse

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Hose and Flower in Perfect Harmony.

Boxing

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

How's My Jiving?

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

Judge knocking at 'audits' so that 'CPA's' lose their money