Group Dynamic Analyst Gifts

Man excluded from a group of other men.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

Common Core Family Therapy

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

Chair Policy

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Bloody Little Hitler

"Use your indoor gun."

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

'And last and least...'

The Observation Deck of Apartment 2-N

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

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