Dating Dynamic Analyst Gifts

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

You're wearing your lab coat. What's up? Something big. Amending my unified theory of picking up chicks. Check it out. Explain, doctor. To start, you'll need a notepad and a gym membership.

Bloody Little Hitler

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"Before I ask you out. . . you're not a murderer, are you?"

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'Harold doesn't have an ego problem. It doesn't bother him that he's inferior to me in every way.'

I drink to forget. Is that just for things in the past, or does it cover mistakes you might make later tonight?

Man excluded from a group of other men.

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"Is there any insanity in the family?"

This had better be important. Hillary Clinton has got me thinking, Darlene. For eight years, she's been teasing us about whether she'll run for president. Maybe you've just been teasing me about us all these years. First of all, that's a sexist way to speak about Hillary Clinton. Secondly, I haven't been teasing you, Rudy. I just don't like you like that!!!! So you're saying I've got a chance?

'Ms. Parker, who undercooked these numbers?'

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

"I hate it when the boss goes with his gut!"

"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."

'Got any women repellent?'

I'm in a quandary, Ann. On the one hand, I was hoping to have "the most fun you can have without laughing" tonight. On the other hand, this being a comic strip, going for laughs is the whole idea. What would Beetle Bailey do?

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv