Dating Dynamic Analyst Pillows

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

Young Accountants in Love: 'I didn't reach the same conclusion, Phil. In fact, my preliminary figures indicate we just can't go on meeting like this!'

"Rick, here, is totally passive, and you always have to be in control, so I thought you might like each other."

'Harold doesn't have an ego problem. It doesn't bother him that he's inferior to me in every way.'

'But I assure you - I'm genuinely interested in your brains!'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"Before I ask you out. . . you're not a murderer, are you?"

"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."

"Is there any insanity in the family?"

'Ms. Parker, who undercooked these numbers?'

"Ooh, let's see if I can guess your star sign from your personality traits; Vanity, ignorance, inflated ego, selfishness... Nope. You're going to have to tell me."

"I noticed you looking at me."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

"I hate it when the boss goes with his gut!"

'Got any women repellent?'

"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."