Group Dynamic Analyst Pillows

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"Make up one for the office that says 'Hard Head Area'."

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"I think I speak for all of us."

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

Chair Policy

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"Use your indoor gun."

'And last and least...'

'Individually lemmings are fine, but get a bunch of 'em together and they'll head straight for the nearest cliff.'

"C'mon, people. In group therapy we share."

'You may be the big cheese around here, but I still wear the pants!'

The Observation Deck of Apartment 2-N

'Harold doesn't have an ego problem. It doesn't bother him that he's inferior to me in every way.'