Teen Dynamic Analyst Gifts

Love your new top! Twig! It's hideous. Why are you fake-friending Eliza? It's not fake. She's a morning person. I need an a.m. pick-me-up! I'm not good enough for you? You don't drive past my house on your way to school. Hey, Jan! Nice bag!

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

An English and French student converse.

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

"Use your indoor gun."

The Observation Deck of Apartment 2-N

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

Pier Pressure

Man excluded from a group of other men.

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

"I hate it when the boss goes with his gut!"

Bellamy vs Souness.

'You've got to stop getting back at each other by flushing the toilet when the other one is in the shower.'

"Look son, I want you to have a great childhood. Here's five bucks - will that cover it?"

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

How are the plans for the dance coming along? Ok. But I'm not going. What?!! You're the main organizer! This topic is closed! Twig doesn't have a date. Not one potential escort?!! Well, one. But dad can't take her.

Dysfunctional Family Tree

'Hacking into the school's computer and giving us a month off seemed like a good idea at the time, but I'm bored.'

"Tidy. Your. Room."