Teen Dynamic Explorer Gifts

Pier Pressure

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Flippin' eck Mandy, don't your parents ever go to bed?"

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."