Team Dynamic Explorer Gifts

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'Are we us or them?'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."