Team Dynamic Explorer Pillows

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

Doctor assessing a fat tennis player.

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'Are we us or them?'

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"It's just the boss building consensus."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Welcome to the team. Now put on your Groupthing Glasses!"

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"Lift your stems."