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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'I'm with my minister father and my senator mom through the week and my senator mom through the week. I'm the ultimate division between Church and State.'

"I'm not ready to put you on my favorites contact list, but I will add you to a group text."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'I never get any credit for all the years we upsized.'

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Typical, you knew my mother was coming today, so you had to have a big meal to be torpid for a few days!"

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"I'm getting to know the staff better. You're my son, aren't you?"

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"Use your indoor gun."

Pier Pressure

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"Men have intuition, too -- they just have to learn to distrust it."

"Of course contributing to Sally's wedding gift is strictly voluntary...naturally I'llave to list you as not contributing on the company website!"

"I hate it when the boss goes with his gut!"

'Y'know, those mood rings are pretty accurate!'

'You've got to stop getting back at each other by flushing the toilet when the other one is in the shower.'

"You the guy who advertised for a gal just like the gal who married dear old dad?"

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

'Hacking into the school's computer and giving us a month off seemed like a good idea at the time, but I'm bored.'

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

"Tidy. Your. Room."