Group Dynamics Aficionado Gifts

'Gee, it's lonely out here in front, I'd better drop back with the rest of the gang.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Men explained.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

'Dig in.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Let's not discuss it."

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Pop-up prison."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

The end is near! There's one crazy lemming in every crowd, isn't there?

"I used to be the leader of the management team, until they made me abdicate."

Failed first careers: Sigmund Freud. Vienna Advertising Agency. We're going to have to let you go, Freud. You just don't know what women want.