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'Gee, it's lonely out here in front, I'd better drop back with the rest of the gang.'

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"The unlucky lemming"

Men explained.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Complaints departement for men and women.

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Dig in.'

Russian and Chinese Influences in Afghanistan

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

"You remember Champ. . ."

"Let's not discuss it."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I've always said: For that satisfying sense of inclusion, you can't beat a class action suit."

'This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?'

"I think I speak for all of us."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Pop-up prison."

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

Belonging to a group can be motivational.

"I used to be the leader of the management team, until they made me abdicate."

'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.