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'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Not very friendly, is he?'

"I need a formula for evaluating my team. I know: Performance = Effort + Teamwork....."

"On behalf of all of us – apart for J. Edward – we'd like to welcome you."

"Building a team requires a number of core skills...One of the most important is imagination. So for this first exercise I'd like you to imagine that you actually have a team!"

'Dig in.'

'There is no 'I' in 'Team'.'

Welcome to the team!

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

"I think I can consider you to be a well balanced member of the team."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Others will fight for you

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"Any questions?"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Teamwork!

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"The unlucky lemming"

"It's o.k., come on out."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Always remember...it takes teamwork to get me that promotion!"

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'