Social Dynamics Ponderer Gifts

"When someone tells me to have a great day I always wonder if it's a zero sum game."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"Let's not discuss it."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"