Social Interaction Ponderer Gifts

"Oh, no! Here comes a guy on a motorcycle! Should I give him the 'low wave'? Is the 'high wave' too effeminate? Am I allowed to wave if I'm on a scooter? What if I wave and he ignores me?! This is bad..."

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

That party went well.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Needs to get a life"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

Caption Contest TK

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Johnny and Moloch

"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

The Collective Unconscious

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'