Social Media Ponderer Gifts

You know how you can reach your character limit when you type something on Twitter? Well, that can also happen in life. It's happened to me. I've run out of character.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

The Politics of Food.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

George Orwell

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Diversity Does Not Include Class

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.