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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

George Orwell

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'