News Ponderer Gifts

Bad News on TV and Good Friends on a Sofa

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Politics of Food.

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Progress?

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

Biden Workload

CREEPY AF AI

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?