Current Events Ponderer Gifts

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

British savings accounts

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

The Politics of Food.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

George Orwell

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Johnny and Moloch

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Recalculating!"

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"