Friendship Ponderer Gifts

"I have a bad association with people."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Confusionism'

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

Soren Kierkegaard

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"I'm giving love one more try."

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

"I find it hard to perform in these market conditions."

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.