Partnership Ponderer Gifts

"Mr. Franklin is busy at the moment changing the world...would you like to speak with Mr. Jones who's just gossiping?"

No deposit - no return.

That party went well.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."