Partnership Ponderer Pillows

"Mr. Franklin is busy at the moment changing the world...would you like to speak with Mr. Jones who's just gossiping?"

No deposit - no return.

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

That party went well.

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Retirement Issues

"Have you seen my wife?"

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."