Parisian Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the artistic and reflective essence of Parisian ponderers? Our collection features clever, stylish items inspired by the iconic city’s passion for art, design, and deep thinking. Whether they’re window shopping in Montmartre or dreaming by the Seine, these products add a touch of Parisian charm and creative flair. Delight your favorite creative soul with something that celebrates their love for art, philosophy, and the romantic allure of Paris.

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Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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The Artist

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Late BroomStick

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth mockup

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you." mockup

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Ten Commandments

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"WOW, we're on top of the world!" mockup

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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Afraid of change - leave it here. mockup

Afraid of change - leave it here.

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The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability. mockup

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

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'...and that is my philosophy.'

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'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?' mockup

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

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"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved." mockup

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

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'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.' mockup

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

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"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died." mockup

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

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"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship." mockup

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

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Parisian Ponderers Gifts Collection

Parisian Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs inspired by Parisian ponderers—charming, witty designs to start or end their day with a touch of French flair.

Parisian Ponderers Pillows

Find pillows that bring the charm of Parisian thoughtfulness into their home. Ideal for lovers of art and creative reflection.

Parisian Ponderers Prints

Browse our artistic prints celebrating Parisian creativity and introspection. Perfect for inspiring any creative space or personal display.

Parisian Ponderers T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the artistic and contemplative spirit of Parisian ponderers. Perfect for stylish, creative minds wanting to wear their inspiration.