Welfare Watchdog Gifts

'I've been on welfare for five years - It seems like I'm about due for a raise.'

No More Assistance

The making of social security nets.

'Cats always land on their feet. But if they couldn't, the government would help.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Legalish

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Bush farewell.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

EU Deal

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'