Benefits Watchdog Gifts

"With so many applicants for a few jobs, we can lower the pay and drop the benefits!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Police Statetion

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Budget

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Bush farewell.

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Legalish

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Donald Trump

EU Deal