
"Here we go again. Hiring college coaches for millions while faculty members teach for peanuts..."
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"Here we go again. Hiring college coaches for millions while faculty members teach for peanuts..."
"Good boy."
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!
The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.
CIA report
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.
Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
Police Statetion
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'
Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.
Bush farewell.
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
Legalish
'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'
Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Corporate Greed.
'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'
This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!
Automatic Congressman
Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated
State of the Union
Donald Trump
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