Society Watchdog Gifts

The end of the economy is coming!

"I wish all those children's tummies would stop rumbling."

'Come off it! The mark of our civilised society is blood on the pavement.'

Alcohol, Violence and Crime

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Police Statetion

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Fact amnesty"

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Bush farewell.

Legalish

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

Automatic Congressman

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

EU Deal

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated