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'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'

"Still, you've got to applaud the transparency."

"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

'You might need rotator cuff surgery, but let's just try not throwing money at problems for 6-8 weeks first, senator.'

"What do we do with all this data we collect on you? Sorry, that's privileged information."

'I agree with the government.'

"The government will continue to provide the full range of NHS services to ANYONE who needs them WHENEVER they need them!"

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"Full disclosure. . . we're not disclosing anything."

Social Security Administration: 'Sorry, closed for reform.'

Executive privilege.

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!

"Come back here you slippery rascal...I can spend that money better than you!"

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

'I'm afraid it's not gold-plated after all.'

Congress kicks the fiscal cliff over the edge, but the debt ceiling creeps up behind.

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

'I'm getting fed up with these constant comparisons with politicians.'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

Belt tightening at the Capitol Building.

Bureaucrats cooking up a new policy soup...

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

'Someone today leaked information to the media about the governement's new 'no leak' policy.'

Building for Rent

"It's always the same, the government has policies, the opposition answers and we're left with the problems."

'Unlimited corporate spending does not lead to the 'appearance' of corruption. Haha! Get it?'

Anti-Tax president

I.R.S. - A non-discriminatory federal agency. We Soak rich and poor alike.

MP with wheelbarrow full of cash says: 'Apparently, I can't claim for the wheelbarrow.'

"Voters want transparency. Instead of spin, let's give them outrageous lies anyone can see through."

Automatic Congressman

'There's enough pork in this bill to get everyone on board. That why I call it ‘Buy-Partisan.''

'Debt Ceiling Risky Business'