Democracy Dreamers Gifts

"Look, I watched bush for his first hundred days and now I'm trying to take a nap, O.K."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"I still have a dream."

"And to think he started in accounting."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

China

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

My Hero

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A MEGALOMANIAC TO WORK HERE, BUT IT SURE DOES HELP!

The Robot's Trophy

Freedom

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

Pandemic playhouse.

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

I"m living the American dream in Beijing.

The ballot box.

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

"So effortless!"