Democratic Dreamers Gifts

"I'm ready if you are."

Home Sweet Home

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

China

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

My Hero

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

Insomnia.

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

Skunk dreaming.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

Life: Boring Bits

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

Freedom

The Robot's Trophy