Democratic Dreamers Mugs

"I'm ready if you are."

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"FREEDOM!!!"

China

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'I still love you, Harold, but I'm moving to another state and running for the Senate.'

Insomnia.

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

My Hero

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Skunk dreaming.

The 111th Congress Adjourns.

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"I promise. . ."

Life: Boring Bits

"Are you crazy? - Do you know how much free elections would COST?"

The Robot's Trophy

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Pandemic playhouse.

"Today our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington."