Dramatic Dreamers Mugs

'I'm a former movie star... but all the world's a stage and what I really want to do is direct!'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Quantum Psychic

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'Romeo and Julietta'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'I just think we should be together'.

Mime Tug-of-War

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'