Narrative Dreamers Mugs

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

The Echoes at Killarney

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Heaven

"FREEDOM!!!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

A Poet

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Don Quichotte