Narrative Dreamers Gifts

I keep meaning to write my memoirs, but I never get around to it. It's your "oughta" biography!

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

ET Mishap

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Home Sweet Home

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

The Echoes at Killarney

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Don Quichotte

Heaven

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

A Poet

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

"FREEDOM!!!"